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"Today I interviewed someone who handed me a résumé saying that he’d worked at Helping Hand-Jobs. I choked on my own spit and couldn’t stop coughing. Later I showed it to the interviewer in the next office. She told me that her brother had worked there once but had quit because all the manual labor had given him heatstroke. After I started coughing again she realized my confusion and explained that it was actually named Helping-Hand Jobs and was a handyman service. Never underestimate the power of punctuation, people."

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the_samian
Oct. 13th, 2015 01:16 pm (UTC)
Замечательно!
kozavr
Oct. 13th, 2015 03:47 pm (UTC)
:)
mcjabberwock
Oct. 13th, 2015 08:09 pm (UTC)
Ну хоть не blow-job, и на том спасибо..

Немедленно вспомнилась классика.



kozavr
Oct. 14th, 2015 06:51 am (UTC)
:))

Из той же книги, как раз на тему графы Sex:

In the last two months, six separate men filled in the “sex” blank on their job application with some variation of “Depends on who’s offering.” Two answered, “Yes, please,” and one wrote, “No, thank you.” I hired the last one because he seemed polite.
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